Boycott KBOO! Kyle's Blog Post for September 2022

 APOPTHELEMA SEPT 2022

BOYCOTT KBOO!

by Kyle Nonneman

[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.] 

Boycott kboo.FM!

#kboofoad

Kboo.FM 90.7 Portland's cult favorite community sponsored indie radio station has shamefully decided to cease its support and recognition of metal. As a result, all true metalheads should step the fuck up and boycott Kboo.FM And refuse to donate shit for their next membership drive. Until they bring back the Heavy Metal Vomit Party!

For over ten years Kboo aired the Heavy Metal Vomit Party radio show and it always followed Life During Wartime. They played a good variety of black, death, thrash, grind, doom and traditional heavy metal. They didn't make you sit through various examples of false metal like every other corporate metal show on the airwaves. It was one of the best and only ways to listen to metal on the radio.

After covid. the hosts of Heavy Metal Vomit Party got lazy and busy with more important shit than supporting the scene and representing metal. They started playing nothing but reruns of the show. They could have simply prerecorded a set. They only had to play 3 hours of metal every other weekend. I guess that was too fucking hard. If you can't dedicate three hours every other week to playing metal. you’re false. If no one else in the metal scene in Portland could be bothered to step up as a soldier of true metal and keep the fire burning, that's fucking pathetic!

Pandemonium used to alternate weeks with Heavy Metal Vomit Party. Pandemonium fell off playing black metal. Now, its mostly Stephen O'Malley worshipping drone shit, minimal techno and weak dark ambient detritus.

So now Kboo only has one dude playing metal and this dude’s too lazy to come in most of the time And he only has shows like once a month. The last set he played was just three long songs. He’ll play some metal every now and then but gets bored halfway through a great metal set and starts playing some math rock postpunk records. It’s the radio equivalent of prematurely ejaculating and switching to a rimjob.…

It’s fucked also that despite the allegedly vibrant and active true metal scene in Portland nobody bothered to step up and keep Heavy Metal Vomit Party going let alone complain about its death. You should be ashamed of yourselves! Pathetic.

So Kboo.FM is no longer metal! Let alone in support of metal! So you’re not fucking metal and you’re a traitor to metal if you’re supporting Kboo.FM. When they come begging for money so they can stay on the air, tell Kboo.FM to fuck off and die! Boycott them until they start respecting metal!

Heavy Metal Vomit Party helped raise funds to keep the station alive during the membership drives and they got repayed with cancellation! And let the former hosts of Heavy Metal Vomit Party know they’re traitors and cowards!

DEATH TO ALL FALSE METAL!

KBOO FOAD!

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 Kyle Nonneman

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An anti- FALSE METAL RANT from Kyle

Anti-Fake Metal Manifestoby Kyle Nonneman

--Kyle

APOTHELEMA SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT: @SHAWNTHEBUTCHER F.O.A.D

APOTHELEMA SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT: @SHAWNTHEBUTCHER F.O.A.D 

by Kyle Nonneman

[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]

@SHAWNTHEBUTCHER 

Shawn The Butcher of Sirus XM Satellitte radio's Liquid Metal.

Shawn starts his pathetic show off by promoting a new children's book by some muscle freak pro wrestler...Shawn then openly promotes false metal bullshit on air that doesn't even remotely resemble anything metal. He played some shit by some band called Vein. Claiming with ignorance that it was one of the best metal releases of 2018... Vein used the exact same triggered drum machine fill/break samples used repeatedly on various DHR label releases in the late 1990s backed with downtuned bass driven nu metal breakdowns and no discernible guitars whatsoever. Let alone any actual riffs. Topped with weak hardcore vocals that sound like a castrato version of Trap Them. 

Then Shawn the Butcher promotes some band form New Zealand called Alien Weaponry. Shawn prattles to his fans about how innovative this band is. Comparing it to Sepultura.

In reality Alien Weaponry sounds like Sepultura 20 years after Beneath The Remains and Bestial Devastation. Promoting a band that sounds like a derivative rip off of the already pathetic shit Max Calavera put out near the end of Sepultura's career isn't metal. 

Alien Weaponry is simply a trend band cashing in on current american radio rock trends and singing in their native language to add a convenient novelty element to their sound in order to have a marketing gimmick. So in addition to being a false metal band, Alien Weaponry are also selling out their native tribal culture in order to sell records. Much like the race traitor tactics Max Calavera employed when he bastardized south american tribal music and found the abomination known as nu metal with the post Sepultura sellout work Calavera did with Soulfly. 

Alien Weaponry are also a disgrace to foreign metal as a whole. You have two primary types of foreign bands, those that ape and cheaply emulate the sounds of popular groups from europe and the states and those that create a unique foreign transgression of the genre evolving it beyond what the popular European and American did musically. Shawn The Butcher follows a block of false metal with some decent thrash. Slayer, Exodus and then a cheesy party thrash song by Suicidal Tendencies. As a D.J Shawn the Butcher has a responsibility to promote valid true metal bands. By actively playing and promoting false metal Shawn the Butcher is responsible for carrying on the diseased abomination that is false metal. 

Shawn The Butcher is a poser piece of shit and a prophet of false metal.

As such he deserves nothing but contempt. SHAWN THE BUTCHER FUCK OFF AND DIE!

You can contact Kyle at:

 Kyle Nonneman

 #16534211

Osci

3405 Deerpark Dr SE

Salem OR 97310

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I'm Mykel Board, and I post for Kyle because no one else will. If you're interested in my own ideas, you can read me at: mykelsblog.blogspot.com

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