Tuesday, January 22, 2019

APOTHELEMA SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT: @SHAWNTHEBUTCHER F.O.A.D

APOTHELEMA SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT: @SHAWNTHEBUTCHER F.O.A.D 

by Kyle Nonneman


[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]

@SHAWNTHEBUTCHER 

Shawn The Butcher of Sirus XM Satellitte radio's Liquid Metal.

Shawn starts his pathetic show off by promoting a new children's book by some muscle freak pro wrestler...Shawn then openly promotes false metal bullshit on air that doesn't even remotely resemble anything metal. He played some shit by some band called Vein. Claiming with ignorance that it was one of the best metal releases of 2018... Vein used the exact same triggered drum machine fill/break samples used repeatedly on various DHR label releases in the late 1990s backed with downtuned bass driven nu metal breakdowns and no discernible guitars whatsoever. Let alone any actual riffs. Topped with weak hardcore vocals that sound like a castrato version of Trap Them. 

Then Shawn the Butcher promotes some band form New Zealand called Alien Weaponry. Shawn prattles to his fans about how innovative this band is. Comparing it to Sepultura.

In reality Alien Weaponry sounds like Sepultura 20 years after Beneath The Remains and Bestial Devastation. Promoting a band that sounds like a derivative rip off of the already pathetic shit Max Calavera put out near the end of Sepultura's career isn't metal. 

Alien Weaponry is simply a trend band cashing in on current american radio rock trends and singing in their native language to add a convenient novelty element to their sound in order to have a marketing gimmick. So in addition to being a false metal band, Alien Weaponry are also selling out their native tribal culture in order to sell records. Much like the race traitor tactics Max Calavera employed when he bastardized south american tribal music and found the abomination known as nu metal with the post Sepultura sellout work Calavera did with Soulfly. 

Alien Weaponry are also a disgrace to foreign metal as a whole. You have two primary types of foreign bands, those that ape and cheaply emulate the sounds of popular groups from europe and the states and those that create a unique foreign transgression of the genre evolving it beyond what the popular European and American did musically. Shawn The Butcher follows a block of false metal with some decent thrash. Slayer, Exodus and then a cheesy party thrash song by Suicidal Tendencies. As a D.J Shawn the Butcher has a responsibility to promote valid true metal bands. By actively playing and promoting false metal Shawn the Butcher is responsible for carrying on the diseased abomination that is false metal. 

Shawn The Butcher is a poser piece of shit and a prophet of false metal.
As such he deserves nothing but contempt. SHAWN THE BUTCHER FUCK OFF AND DIE!

You can contact Kyle at:
 Kyle Nonneman
 #16534211
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3405 Deerpark Dr SE
Salem OR 97310

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