Tuesday, January 22, 2019

APOTHELEMA SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT: @SHAWNTHEBUTCHER F.O.A.D

APOTHELEMA SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT: @SHAWNTHEBUTCHER F.O.A.D 

by Kyle Nonneman


[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]

@SHAWNTHEBUTCHER 

Shawn The Butcher of Sirus XM Satellitte radio's Liquid Metal.

Shawn starts his pathetic show off by promoting a new children's book by some muscle freak pro wrestler...Shawn then openly promotes false metal bullshit on air that doesn't even remotely resemble anything metal. He played some shit by some band called Vein. Claiming with ignorance that it was one of the best metal releases of 2018... Vein used the exact same triggered drum machine fill/break samples used repeatedly on various DHR label releases in the late 1990s backed with downtuned bass driven nu metal breakdowns and no discernible guitars whatsoever. Let alone any actual riffs. Topped with weak hardcore vocals that sound like a castrato version of Trap Them. 

Then Shawn the Butcher promotes some band form New Zealand called Alien Weaponry. Shawn prattles to his fans about how innovative this band is. Comparing it to Sepultura.

In reality Alien Weaponry sounds like Sepultura 20 years after Beneath The Remains and Bestial Devastation. Promoting a band that sounds like a derivative rip off of the already pathetic shit Max Calavera put out near the end of Sepultura's career isn't metal. 

Alien Weaponry is simply a trend band cashing in on current american radio rock trends and singing in their native language to add a convenient novelty element to their sound in order to have a marketing gimmick. So in addition to being a false metal band, Alien Weaponry are also selling out their native tribal culture in order to sell records. Much like the race traitor tactics Max Calavera employed when he bastardized south american tribal music and found the abomination known as nu metal with the post Sepultura sellout work Calavera did with Soulfly. 

Alien Weaponry are also a disgrace to foreign metal as a whole. You have two primary types of foreign bands, those that ape and cheaply emulate the sounds of popular groups from europe and the states and those that create a unique foreign transgression of the genre evolving it beyond what the popular European and American did musically. Shawn The Butcher follows a block of false metal with some decent thrash. Slayer, Exodus and then a cheesy party thrash song by Suicidal Tendencies. As a D.J Shawn the Butcher has a responsibility to promote valid true metal bands. By actively playing and promoting false metal Shawn the Butcher is responsible for carrying on the diseased abomination that is false metal. 

Shawn The Butcher is a poser piece of shit and a prophet of false metal.
As such he deserves nothing but contempt. SHAWN THE BUTCHER FUCK OFF AND DIE!

You can contact Kyle at:
 Kyle Nonneman
 #16534211
Osci
3405 Deerpark Dr SE
Salem OR 97310

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I'm Mykel Board, and I post for Kyle because no one else will. If you're interested in my own ideas, you can read me at: mykelsblog.blogspot.com

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Sunday, January 6, 2019

APOPTHELEMA ENTRY 16 PART 10 by Kyle Nonneman

APOTHELEMA ENTRY 16 PART 10

by Kyle Nonneman


[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]

SUICIDAL RAP ORGY - GENITAL WARFARE
Affiliates of the Australian harsh noise/circuit bent shitnoise underground acts Doomation, Evil Moisture, Rancid Shitwank and Anal Spermshit are responsible for this abomination. This joke record is like Sutcliffe Jugend crossed with The Revolting Cocks or Costes getting high on pcp with the Meat Shits. Porno gore grind gross out lyrics performed as mock hip hop atop glitchy horrorcore beats made out of circuit bent casios and nintendo samples.. Like The Beastie Boys on bathsalts possessed by the evil ghost of Seth from Anal Cunt with a fucking Australian accent. I don't know if this is a joke or what the hell the intent was.

Its awful sick deranged juvenile delinquent insanity bottom line. A vile prurient depraved satire of Juggallo & SkR horrorcore... Noise fanatics beating them at their own game. Half the tracks end with them just yelling and screaming violently into the microphone like a bad boombox grindcore demo by a 14 year old garage band. They change up the formula quite a bit by having some crazy bitch screaming about torturing herself and cutting off your head and sticking it up her own cunt after she rapes your cat and shits in your mouth... So you don't have the cliché misogynist slapstick wifebeater cheese typical of joke music like this. Plus you can hear everything they're saying atop catchy beats. Its all discernible. 

Porno gore grind isn't really offensive beyond the track titles and album covers. This is just all around vile, nasty and straight shit....This is perfect shitcore to put on to torture people and throw on mixtapes to annoy & nauseate even the most jaded or throw on in a tour van.
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SISSY SPACEK - SPIRANT
One of the overrated hacks of hipster experimental shits out another collaboration. This sounds like Pain Killer recorded to a cassette through a shitty mic and a distortion pedal with some misc. junk noise going on in the background. Just buy Pain Killer's record or An Untroublesome Defenselessness. Far superior and successful examples of what this record fails at. Koji Haino is god. Wiese is a false prophet!
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HISSING - PERMANENT DISSOLUTION
Bone gnawing skeletal remains of black death detrius peaked out into a clipped grinding wall of dissonant invocations of tormented post black/experimental desecrations of the tradition. Muddiness pretentiously cultivated into an anti art form.... Think Ulcerate butchered by The Rita.
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SARCAFAGO - DIE HARD....
Collection of all their cult demos. Shredding trashcan drums howling growling vocals with random thrash screams. Primitive as fuck 'trying to run before you can walk' guitars built more around a crazed violent urge to shred as fast as possible then anything resembling riffs let alone proper technique . These maniacs weren't trying to play for any specific style, they were just trying to play as fast as possible and sound as evil as possible.. 
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OBLITERATION - CENTOPATH OBSCURE
I was excited when this long awaited third album by Obliteration came out. Norway's contributions to death metal are somewhat underrated and overshadowed by the spectre of black metal.

Blood Red Throne kill it but they sound more like they're from Canada or New York not Norway. 

Obliteration combines the blackened death doom driven occultism of The Magus & Soulside Journey with a hellish dose of Autopsy and some further acts of hell-hammering. satanic cruelty that sound like Nihilist covering Black Sabbath. This band represents trve kvlt black death doom ritval svpremacy. Dominating the lesser mortals putting out derivative pastiches or soul less triggered to death pro tools sample collages posing as real metal albums. Edited so much they can't even play live without blowing their fucking cover.... Obliteration is one of the best extreme metal bands out there. Keeping it traditional while remaining fiercely innovative & original.
You can contact Kyle at:
 Kyle Nonneman
 #16534211
Osci
3405 Deerpark Dr SE
Salem OR 97310

And here's some more art from Kyle:

You can also see a profile and have e-contact at:

I'm Mykel Board, and I post for Kyle because no one else will. If you're interested in my own ideas, you can read me at: mykelsblog.blogspot.com

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