Showing posts with label grindcore reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grindcore reviews. Show all posts

Sunday, January 6, 2019

APOPTHELEMA ENTRY 16 PART 10 by Kyle Nonneman

APOTHELEMA ENTRY 16 PART 10

by Kyle Nonneman


[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]

SUICIDAL RAP ORGY - GENITAL WARFARE
Affiliates of the Australian harsh noise/circuit bent shitnoise underground acts Doomation, Evil Moisture, Rancid Shitwank and Anal Spermshit are responsible for this abomination. This joke record is like Sutcliffe Jugend crossed with The Revolting Cocks or Costes getting high on pcp with the Meat Shits. Porno gore grind gross out lyrics performed as mock hip hop atop glitchy horrorcore beats made out of circuit bent casios and nintendo samples.. Like The Beastie Boys on bathsalts possessed by the evil ghost of Seth from Anal Cunt with a fucking Australian accent. I don't know if this is a joke or what the hell the intent was.

Its awful sick deranged juvenile delinquent insanity bottom line. A vile prurient depraved satire of Juggallo & SkR horrorcore... Noise fanatics beating them at their own game. Half the tracks end with them just yelling and screaming violently into the microphone like a bad boombox grindcore demo by a 14 year old garage band. They change up the formula quite a bit by having some crazy bitch screaming about torturing herself and cutting off your head and sticking it up her own cunt after she rapes your cat and shits in your mouth... So you don't have the cliché misogynist slapstick wifebeater cheese typical of joke music like this. Plus you can hear everything they're saying atop catchy beats. Its all discernible. 

Porno gore grind isn't really offensive beyond the track titles and album covers. This is just all around vile, nasty and straight shit....This is perfect shitcore to put on to torture people and throw on mixtapes to annoy & nauseate even the most jaded or throw on in a tour van.
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SISSY SPACEK - SPIRANT
One of the overrated hacks of hipster experimental shits out another collaboration. This sounds like Pain Killer recorded to a cassette through a shitty mic and a distortion pedal with some misc. junk noise going on in the background. Just buy Pain Killer's record or An Untroublesome Defenselessness. Far superior and successful examples of what this record fails at. Koji Haino is god. Wiese is a false prophet!
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HISSING - PERMANENT DISSOLUTION
Bone gnawing skeletal remains of black death detrius peaked out into a clipped grinding wall of dissonant invocations of tormented post black/experimental desecrations of the tradition. Muddiness pretentiously cultivated into an anti art form.... Think Ulcerate butchered by The Rita.
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SARCAFAGO - DIE HARD....
Collection of all their cult demos. Shredding trashcan drums howling growling vocals with random thrash screams. Primitive as fuck 'trying to run before you can walk' guitars built more around a crazed violent urge to shred as fast as possible then anything resembling riffs let alone proper technique . These maniacs weren't trying to play for any specific style, they were just trying to play as fast as possible and sound as evil as possible.. 
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OBLITERATION - CENTOPATH OBSCURE
I was excited when this long awaited third album by Obliteration came out. Norway's contributions to death metal are somewhat underrated and overshadowed by the spectre of black metal.

Blood Red Throne kill it but they sound more like they're from Canada or New York not Norway. 

Obliteration combines the blackened death doom driven occultism of The Magus & Soulside Journey with a hellish dose of Autopsy and some further acts of hell-hammering. satanic cruelty that sound like Nihilist covering Black Sabbath. This band represents trve kvlt black death doom ritval svpremacy. Dominating the lesser mortals putting out derivative pastiches or soul less triggered to death pro tools sample collages posing as real metal albums. Edited so much they can't even play live without blowing their fucking cover.... Obliteration is one of the best extreme metal bands out there. Keeping it traditional while remaining fiercely innovative & original.
You can contact Kyle at:
 Kyle Nonneman
 #16534211
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Salem OR 97310

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Saturday, December 22, 2018

APOPTHELEMA ENTRY 16 PART 8 by Kyle Nonneman

APOPTHELEMA ENTRY 16 PART 8

by Kyle Nonneman


[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]









DIVISION BLACK NOISE - EXILED BY THE LIGHT 

One of the best traditional black metal albums iv heard recently.It has a lot of the dynamics and technique of old school black thrash. A lot of actual riffs,chord progressions and solos. While still remaining primitive and lofi as hell. It has elements of dsbm in the atmospheric cold production but its layered atop blast beats and all the lyrics are satanic. Summoning the Horned God is the best song on here. Discernible anthemic ritualistic vocals. 
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AKITSA - CREDO
Layers of guitar noise collaged together into harrowing walls of chaos invoking visions of pure misanthropy. Abstract sound sculptures painted with the remains of the 2nd wave. The vile sound of hordes of lesser dsbm/blackgaze acts being tortured to death in the deepest abysses of hell. There are some break downs and clean sections and deviations from form. But as a whole this is a top tier effort from one of my favorite acts.
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VULGAR PIGEONS - IMPERIALISM
Boring failed attempt to sound like Repulsion & early Extreme Noise Terror. Results in a drunken mix of crust and grindcore. There are some good high end tormented shrieking vocals fighting to be heard above the blast beats accented by some death grunts & growls. Not much gurgle and sludge to be found on this record. This would benefit from more misanthropic lyrics. The short length of most of these songs is likely the result of there inability to shred like Gorgasm.. I'm unsure whether the song Bullet Belt Committee is satirical or serious...Profane Existence hippies trying to play metal... 
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JUDAS ISCARIOT - AN ANCIENT STARRY SKY
This is great stuff. Violent shredding primitive black metal assault. Transylvanian Hunger meets Under the Sign of Hell with some Vlad Tepes/Mutiilation dissonance and atmosphere. There's very few detours into ringing arpeggio breakdowns and this is free of any postmetal blackgaze detrius. Just pure lofi black metal. The distortion on the drums sounds a little like a digital distortion effect applied in post processing to artificially degrade the drum sound. Like he was trying too hard to make this sound like shit. But not everybody has Skogsberg's magic or Bathory's garage....

I used to record shit out in the woods. Not for Kvlt reasons, i was too broke to afford a practice space. You can't record good shrieking power electronics/black metal vocals in an apartment without scaring the neighbors and summoning law enforcement. So portable recording equipment and the woods is necessary.

This is very likely part of the reason you hear so much lazy bedroom black metal where the vocalist is just cupping and whisper hissing into a mic with the gain jacked up through distortion.
No risk of waking the neighbors or tearing your throat.

Same can be said of all the burping growling pitch shifter shit on porno gore grind gurgle records...
It's soulless. It's lazy. And you know if they got lazier and just quit bothering to even use guitars it would actually sound better: Someone should just buy a chainsaw and stick a couple microphones on it, feed a pig some laxatives, stick the chainsaw up its ass, you got the shitting pig noise, the chainsaw hacking through the pig rectum, and the squealing screaming pig... Low end growling vocals,guitar shredding and your high pitched lead vocals. beat the corpse with a hammer for the drum track. Then you got the most brutal sounding gore grind track ever! And a nice mess you can use for album covers & packaging... If you can't find any pigs to slaughter; then find a Juggallo or anybody wearing a Mortification shirt. They Deserve it.

Or better yet just do it on-stage at Milwaukee Metal Fest.....


"CHAINSAW RECTAL INSERTION DISEMBOWELMENT ON A TIED-UP JUGGALLO" is also a great song title.

You can contact Kyle at:
 Kyle Nonneman
 #16534211
Osci
3405 Deerpark Dr SE
Salem OR 97310

And here's some more art from Kyle:

You can also see a profile and have e-contact at:

I'm Mykel Board, and I post for Kyle because no one else will. If you're interested in my own ideas, you can read me at: mykelsblog.blogspot.com

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