APOPTHELEMA SEPT 2022
BOYCOTT KBOO!
by Kyle Nonneman
[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the address listed at the end of this entry.]
Boycott kboo.FM!
#kboofoad
Kboo.FM 90.7 Portland's cult favorite community sponsored indie radio station has shamefully decided to cease its support and recognition of metal. As a result, all true metalheads should step the fuck up and boycott Kboo.FM And refuse to donate shit for their next membership drive. Until they bring back the Heavy Metal Vomit Party!
For over ten years Kboo aired the Heavy Metal Vomit Party radio show and it always followed Life During Wartime. They played a good variety of black, death, thrash, grind, doom and traditional heavy metal. They didn't make you sit through various examples of false metal like every other corporate metal show on the airwaves. It was one of the best and only ways to listen to metal on the radio.
After covid. the hosts of Heavy Metal Vomit Party got lazy and busy with more important shit than supporting the scene and representing metal. They started playing nothing but reruns of the show. They could have simply prerecorded a set. They only had to play 3 hours of metal every other weekend. I guess that was too fucking hard. If you can't dedicate three hours every other week to playing metal. you’re false. If no one else in the metal scene in Portland could be bothered to step up as a soldier of true metal and keep the fire burning, that's fucking pathetic!
Pandemonium used to alternate weeks with Heavy Metal Vomit Party. Pandemonium fell off playing black metal. Now, its mostly Stephen O'Malley worshipping drone shit, minimal techno and weak dark ambient detritus.
So now Kboo only has one dude playing metal and this dude’s too lazy to come in most of the time And he only has shows like once a month. The last set he played was just three long songs. He’ll play some metal every now and then but gets bored halfway through a great metal set and starts playing some math rock postpunk records. It’s the radio equivalent of prematurely ejaculating and switching to a rimjob.…
It’s fucked also that despite the allegedly vibrant and active true metal scene in Portland nobody bothered to step up and keep Heavy Metal Vomit Party going let alone complain about its death. You should be ashamed of yourselves! Pathetic.
So Kboo.FM is no longer metal! Let alone in support of metal! So you’re not fucking metal and you’re a traitor to metal if you’re supporting Kboo.FM. When they come begging for money so they can stay on the air, tell Kboo.FM to fuck off and die! Boycott them until they start respecting metal!
Heavy Metal Vomit Party helped raise funds to keep the station alive during the membership drives and they got repayed with cancellation! And let the former hosts of Heavy Metal Vomit Party know they’re traitors and cowards!
DEATH TO ALL FALSE METAL!
KBOO FOAD!
