Wednesday, October 27, 2021

A Review by Kyle N. of "Melk en Honing"

 AUTHOR & PUNISHER - MELK EN HONING

A dull fumbling foundation of post metal /sludgecore clichés crudely bedazzled on a laptop with digital plugins to give it a faux industrial metal edge.

Topped off with a limp uninspired vocalist better suited to doing the aggro mosh verse sections on nu metal/metalcore records to pump up frat parties and scare parents.,

This basically sounds like some stoner Static X fanboys heard some Gnaw Their Toungues mp3s on YouTube and tried futilely to emulate it in a pedantic attempt at gaining more street cred. But was unable to move far enough beyond there commercial radio rock sensibilities to create anything relevant.

With a more organic production and a true throat ripping vocalist this could have been a decent record. Instead it just sounds like Slipknot on heroin.

Fuck off and die.

Death to all false metal!
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THIS COLUMN WAS POSTED BY MYKEL BOARD BECAUSE KYLE'S IN PRISON AND NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT. MYKEL'S OWN BLOG IS AVAILABLE AT https://mykelsblog.blogspot.com

You can contact Kyle at:
 Kyle Nonneman
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3405 Deerpark Dr SE
Salem OR 97310

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