Apopthelema Entry 7 Part 3 by Kyle Nonneman
by Kyle Nonneman
[Note:
this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are
notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can
contact Kyle through the link listed at the end of this entry.]
TWILIGHT -III:BENEATH TRIDENTS TOMB
Thurston trend whore's attempt at metal... Bored with major label corporate shit he's moved onto Shoegazing industrial noise rock bleeding out into some postmetal shit rotting putridly with the stench of Alcest.. It fuses postsludge Earth/Boris-ish ripoff drone rock with Eurythmie -esque faux black metal.
This lp will be sure to inspire lots of shitty beardo hipster bands to throw rocks at.... This is only marginally better than the trendy shit you hear played by beardo hipsters that look like lumbersexual ewok rapists. It makes you miss bands like Gasp & Toadliquor that performed Experimetal with teeth...I remember the Gasp Lp on Slap a Ham , from 2002 ,. and Toadliquor's Horators Lament. That was experimental metal with teeth. harsh . Epic brutality. Not like all this postmetal shit from lames that cut themselves while they jerk off to Dominick Fernow Hitler Youth memes in their parents' basement. Fuck this scene and fuck whatever Thurston Whore stands for. Dabbling dilettante tourist using his industry connections to slum it in the underground and try to regain his street cred or whatever the fuck hes trying to do....
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FULL OF HELL & THE BODY-ONE DAY YOU WILL ACHE LIKE I ACHE
A harsh union of creative forces combining depressive funeral sludge with hints of death industrial;. to form textured and layered compositions of industrialized avant garde metal. Imagine a more minimalist & somber Gnaw Their Tounges,with subtle nods to the Bovine era of Agoraphobic Nosebleed & Locust records played at the wrong speed.. a few grind sections but this is mostly executed at an Early Swans tempo. Sounds bleed together into one concrete whole, crushing gears in a machine made of sepulcheral dissonance. No riffs to be found just blackness.
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Rocky Horror Picture Show: Lets Do the Time Warp Again
(fox)
Rocky Horror was always one of my two favorite musicals next to Pennies From Heaven. People welcomed this desecration with open arms, opening the door to shit like Adult Swim Noise Comps. This shit made me angry. Tim Curry wasnt very passable, neither was Divine, that over the top glam trash look had a punk rock nihilism to it and it said fuck you to the status quo of straight civilian society in ways a clean passable postop trying desperately to assimilate themselves into the herd cannot ever approach.
That's why there's alot of criticisms of Gay Marriage laws being passed. Its a form of cultural genocide to drag everyone down to the same level as everyone else and eliminate their individuality. So this clean sterile version of Rocky Horror with a Doctor Frankenfurter that could pass as a chick, is just fucking wrong on alot of levels.
The Dead Kennedys Support The Troops Reunion band, Peter Hook's attempts to dig up Ian Curtis' grave and rape his corpse after becoming burned out on ecstacy, The Steve Ignorant cashes out tour, and Trent Reznor's cover of Warm Leatherette have nothing on the remake of Rocky Horror. This atrocity should be entitled Further Proof of the Decline of Western Civiliation.This is just fucking wretched horrid shit that's filled with more shit than VHS copies of Toilet Face & Eating the Schoolgirl.
This is like having Blacula replace Christopher Lee in a remake of Hammer's Dracula. Tim Curry is the only original cast member involved and plays a cameo role as the Criminologist. Curry is disrespectful and ungratful to his cult fanbase. instead of embracing the movement he helped start like Judy Garland did, Curry will show up at Conventions in a suit and tie and emphasize how much of a straight heterosexual he is. And now he participates in the sacrilegious desecration of the film that immortalized him.
Years ago their were rumors of a remake and this resulted in an online petition against it and production was supposedly canceled. I guess it came back from the dead. As a made-for-tv movie, because they know they were wrong to desecrate this and if you put this in a theatre, you'd likely provoke a Stonewall riot type situation.This remake is a disrespectful abomination to say the least.The fact that people will support this remake and give it high praises and argue that its better than the original, is further evidence that the human race needs to be exterminated. This film will reignite those forgotten feelings of bitter misanthropy some of us have lost when we grew older and accepting of our fate in this eternally malignant universe. This fucking remake made me want to sadistically kill people more than any metal record iv listened to lately.
This film is wrong on so many fucking levels .
FUCK THIS MOVIE AND DEATH TO ANYONE WHO SAYS A KIND WORD ABOUT THIS REMAKE. THIS IS JUST FUCKING WRONG.,..IF YOU'RE SAD ABOUT ROCKY BEING COOPTED BY THE MASSES AND BECOMING POP, THEN SIMPLY START MIDNIGHT SHOWINGS OF DEREK JARMAN'S JUBILLE AND DRESS-UP AS CHARACTERS FROM JUBILLE. SOME KEY PLAYERS FROM ROCKY APPEAR IN JUBILLE. OR JUST WATCH PENNIES FROM HEAVEN.
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For the time being, Kyle is not reachable by email. You can contact him in prison via the post office at:
Kyle Nonneman
SRCI
777 Stanton Blvd
Ontario OR 97914-8335
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