Wednesday, March 6, 2017
Apopthelema Entry 6 Part 5 by Kyle Nonneman
[Note: this was composed in prison where proof-reading facilities are notoriously bad. Please don't hold that against the author. You can contact Kyle through the link listed at the end of this entry.]
REMEMBER KIDS THE ONLY TRUE COCK ROCK HAIR METAL SONG IS WE FIGHT FOR COCK! 8==D~~~
Older butt rockers will pretend to give a shit about true metal and act like they have an understanding of what brutal means. But they don.t. They're butt rockers...( The only lower form of life in the underground than a butt rocker or a slipknot fan is people that listen to Horde Alive in Oslo, and anybody who actually saw Horde Alive in Oslo should be shot in the fucking face. Also anybody who supports the band Sorrowstrom , needs to fucking die in manner reminiscent of Broken Hope lyrics. People who support Sorrowstorm and Horde two of the most false bands ever, are the only lifeforms in the metal scene more deserving of death than buttrockers and Slipknot fans)
The combination of spandex, hairspray, and backstage sex with underage girls still going through puberty in conjunction with the excessive use of drugs and alcohol has a lot of adverse effects upon butt rockers. They become deranged and turn into faux transvestite vampires, feeding off the blood of little boys. This happened to the drummer for Judas Priest who went on to become a carrer pedophile, as well as the drummer for Journey who is also in prison for touching kids. The plague of direct action statements made by the Norwegian black metal scene is widely hyped and publicized to take the heat off the wave of vampire faux transvestite pedophilia associated with hair metal.
Spontaneous human combustion is also a side effect of hair metal. This is what happened to Great White/White Snake, whatever that lame band was called. Going up in flames and leaving behind a bunch of crispy butt rockers burned alive in their spandex, flesh melted off their skulls when their mullet curl activator boiled their brains inside their skulls, is the only brutal metal ever put out by butt rockers.
The criticisms of true metal expressed by fans of false metal and butt rockers are as invalid and wrong as a pedophiles views on the attractiveness of adult females.
False butt rockers are also vastly similar to pedophiles, since most pedophiles are attracted to children because they're immature mentally and/or physically and due to these deficiencies are scared of and turned off by adult women-- similar to a butt rocker's response to true metal. The weird thing about it is most butt rockers know the shit they listen to sucks and they don't really have a scene to contribute to, their subculture doesn't extend that far beyond going to the mall and buying the latest hit record by the current trendy major label butt rock act. Its a consumer capitalist genre, that just requires you to buy corporate products. It's not a movement. It's just entertainment and empty escapism . That's all.
The shit is so fucking lame it scares Freddy Krueger away, Watch the Dokken dream warriors video.
The people who listen to it still support it because their slaves of corporate sponsored popular culture.
Butt rockers like to pose and pretend to be real metal heads because even they know the music they support is weak false shit.
I guess they're unable to stop listening to false shit even though they know how much it sucks, like a self loathing child molester pretending to love adult women to cover up what he knows is a sick and vile urge.
Recently I encountered a butt rocker who boasted about being an old school metalhead. Said he's been listening to it since the eighties. But he then said he likes modern metal like Nickelback and when I played him iconic classics from the eighties, he didn't know what was playing. I played him Into Crypts Of Rays, Satan's Curse, Return of Darkness and Evil. He didn't recognize any of the songs, despite being a self professed old school metal head that's been listening to metal since the eighties.
Then he complained ignorantly about recording quality,indistinguishable lyrics, and said his ears hurt after 3 songs. If you cant handle metal and love butt rock, claim it, don't make excuses. Tell everybody you love cartoon cross-dressing child molesting hairspray and spandex shit with clean family friendly lyrics.
And if the shit you love to listen to regularly sucks so much ass you gotta make excuses for listening to it and have to lie and pretend that you know about good music and try to falsely claim an appreciation of true metal, then maybe you're fucked up in the head and living in denial of how pathetic you are like a pedophile. And should just smash your stryper vinyl and slit your wrists while you hang yourself with your official Brett Michaels sex tape.
All butt rockers need to just kill themselves.
Death to False Metal!
(I BRING UP THE TRANSVESTITE ASPECT OF BUTT ROCK/HAIR METAL TO EMPHASISE HOW THE FASHION OF THE MUSIC CLASHES WITH THE MEATHEAD HOMOPHOBIC JOCK MINDSET OF ITS AUDIENCE AND TO ILLUSTRATE HOW HAIR METAL ALSO REINFORCES NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES OF TRANSGENDER INDIVIDUALS. )
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